Yesterday I was experiencing some severe digestive problems. So the age old question came up - do I go to beatings on the off chance I might need to exit in the middle of things? I decided to go to class because I felt pretty empty which seemed like I would be less likely to have an accident.
I joked with Mark that if I got punched in the stomach things would probably go badly for me. Since we aren't usually that impact intensive in class I felt like I would be safe. What I forgot was that Monday could either be basics or self-defense. Much to my chagrin it turned out to be self-defense.
To accelerate my discomfort we started out with jumping jacks. I've never done such light jumping jacks. Thankfully we only did fifty. I was gritting my teeth by the end though.
The class turned out to be to be super small. Only four kids and the four blackbelts. Reed and I ended up working with the kids on how to escape from a bear hug. I'm not sure if this would ever happen in real life, but if it did these kids will be prepared.
Our two new students Chase and Sage were totally down with all the work so it was pretty fun. Only one part of the work was me getting elbowed three times in the gut by Reed. Thankfully there was no blowout. Then the next move was to grab my ankle and pull necessitating a two-hand break fall on the hardwood. As a result I kept checking my inseam in the mirror to make sure I hadn't soiled myself. Luck was with me.
As usual, I end up getting to Afterclass before everyone else which confuses me because I'm not usually the first person out of class. But this means I get to work with Daniel Sensei individually. As a result we completed Ka Ku Fa, but I don't think I retained any of it because Reed came in and said, "okay let's do jujitsu."
Thankfully Mark had warned me that this might be the case, but being forewarned doesn't mean that I was forearmed. We do this so infrequently that I can only remember one or to things.
The list from last night:
- Escape from full mount using a bridge and cross arm grab.
- Passing the guard with the "praying hands" - elbows in the inner thighs, force one leg down and move up.
- Stopping the passing of guard by locking down one leg.
- Breaking a one leg stop by pressing weight and using a foot to dig in their lock.
- Doing an arm bar - "Olgo Plata" - foot across throat then fall into arm bar.
- Defeating arm bar with two hand grab and then move to knees to start the process of moving to mount.
After going through these drills we got to "roll". Oh god the pain. We were also only using half power, but I still got mangled by Daniel and Reed, but I enjoyed every bit of it. So fascinating doing the stuff I see on UFC. I'm so sore today though. Ouch.
In February we are going to be starting an adult class! Just late at night. This will be a challenge to sell to the wife. Urgh.
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